What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

How do you complete “Ciao bell'uomo, come stai oggi, buongiorno signore, sono Jennifer Rose Louis, come ti chiami”?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

What are some innovative business ideas for leveraging AI in 2024?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

When will the new normal in the global economy return, following the panic caused by US President Donald Trump's tariff flip-flops?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Satellite measures river flow waves for the first time - The Washington Post

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Just Forget it!

Prescription risk: Meds that could cause dementia - WFMZ.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Am I in the wrong for getting upset with my neighbor who was weed whacking at 9 am on a Saturday? Should I apologize for being rude? I found this was obnoxious and inconsiderate, considering I work very late on weekends.

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Frequent Nightmares Linked to Faster Aging and Premature Death - Gizmodo

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?